Wednesday, October 8, 2008

More words

ALONE, adj. In bad company. (explanation: if ur alone ur the company to urself so its never good to be alone)

AMBIDEXTROUS, adj. Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.

APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

ARCHITECT, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

BEAUTY, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters.

BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND. >:[

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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ACCUSE, v.t.
To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

AGE, n.
That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we have no longer the enterprise to commit

AIR, n.
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

well there yah have it.
comment me with any words you may want to know a definition to if the dictionary i use has it
i will post it