ALONE, adj. In bad company. (explanation: if ur alone ur the company to urself so its never good to be alone)
AMBIDEXTROUS, adj. Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
ARCHITECT, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
BEAUTY, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters.
BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND. >:[
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